Tuesday, April 5, 2011

10 Creative & Entertaining Uses of Twitter

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A new take on an old blog that can now be found on my new post as SF Social Media Examiner. Check out the full article here. Don't forget to click on the "like" button.

Twitter: more than a virtual text message sent to the masses. Tweeting can be a 140-character fun-filled adventure for the eagle-eyed user. Especially in this tech-savvy town where slews of techheads continue to burst through finite character restrictions and give us something new to toy with, one tweet at a time.

Take a look at these marvels blossoming within the seeming chaos of the Twitter-verse.

1. Chatrooms: hashtags (#) can be a wonderful thing, a tool to track entire conversations following a single subject, occuring right under our noses on twitter. #journchat is an online community of journalists who meet up once a week over the "t-wires" to chat about the state of the news industry through the use of the hashtag search function. An entire forum converging across time zones and geography to discuss in a virtual arena - and they're not the only ones.

Groups all over the world are engaging in a #chat forum of sorts, throwing out hashtags for people to add to the end of their tweets, bringing a virtual conversation alongside real-time events. Try putting a #-sign in your next search and see what surfaces.

2. Choose Your Own Tweet-venture: What child of the 80's or 90's can forget those tiny cream-colored paperback books that held a world of possibilities between there covers? Who didn't mark their last five choices with as many fingers as they could spare, a precaution to continue on in the adventure should you find yourself abandoned in a cave for all eternity on page 107? Well now, you can relive the childhood thrill, tweet by thrill-seeking tweet, thanks to Jonah Peretti of Buzzfeed and Huffington Post fame. So, maybe take that 10 today at work and sign on to Choose Your Own Adventure.

3. Post like a Pirate: argh maytees, looking to tweet like the ruffians of the sea do? Well, ye be on the right track if yer headin' toward http://postlikeapirate.com/twitter.php. Simply enter in yer infermation and a message in a bottle ye wish to send out to sea, and the app will reformat it in pirate slang. Now everyday can feel just as fun as September 17, otherwise known as Talk Like A Pirate Day.

4. Read a Novel - tweet by tweet: Unable to afford a whole new e-reader? Forgot your book and your already on the road for that trip? Stuck at in the dentist's lobby and only Elle or Cosmo to read? Well here's the answer for literature lovers. Two projects on twitter are trying to share an entire novel tweet by tweet: James Joyce’s Ulysses or Leo Tolstoy’s War and Peace. Read an entire novel, at your pace, taking in only a thought at a time.

5. Better yet, Write Your Own: Although the first novel has reached completiono, there could be a follow-up project in the future. You could start it. Even though it’s defunct, you can still read what was written at the 140novel site, color-coded by each author's contribution.

6. Alarm Clock Anyone? Need to remember something, but not as trusting of the old alarm clock? Send this @timer a direct message, and this account will automatically tweet you back. For example, 'd timer 45 call mom' sends you a reminder tweet in 45 minutes.

7. Keep April Fool's alive all year long: At TweetForger it's as simple as entering someone’s Twitter handle into the form on TweetForger's homepage, creating a zany tweet, and sending your victim a link to the resulting page. Then sit back and enjoy as your prank comes to fruition. The site creates a graphic that looks like a real tweet that is nothing of the sort. The site simply swipes your target's Twitter background and then recreates it with the new faux-tweet.

8. Track your packages: with @trackthis you can keep your eye on the things making their way to you from FedEx, UPS and DHL shipments. For those of us who order online at least once a month - loving the anticipation of knowing that soon something is waiting for you, sent to you (yes even if it was from you too), on your doorstep - this is a great tool.

9. Keep track of who's Adding and Dropping you on Twitter: Nothing's more disconcerting than to watch your following fall in numbers and not know who, why or how? Was your content lacking? Did you offend someone? Too many tweets about Martha Stewart's latest recipes? @chirpstats keeps a tally of the people who've followed and un-followed you over a week or a couple of days, depends on the traffic - just make sure you follow the chirpstat feed.

10. Sharpen your brain with some Twivia: Looking to take on the world in one oversized extreme quest for useless information? Look no farther; you want to play some twivia. Test your knowledge against some of the toughest minds in the Twitter-sphere through @playtwivia. Here's how it works: Twivia posts a question and the first person to @reply the answer gets points, specified in the next tweet. Plus Twivia posts answers after someone gets it correct, so you don’t have to keep wondering. They even take suggestions.

That's probably enough for now as new jewels keep cropping up all the time. Keep your eyes peeled for more unexpected and creative new uses of Twitter, be it a complete time suck or the answer to the world's power crisis.

Posted via email from Kellyfornia on the state of... well, things.

Friday, April 1, 2011

California Street

Know You Meme and Make Sure to Exploit The Hell Out of It

Quick english / history lesson
Meme 
1. a cultural item that is transmitted by repetition in a manner analogous to the biological transmission of genes.
2. an idea or element of social behaviour passed on through generations in a culture, esp by imitation.
- 1976, introduced by evolutionary biologist Richard Dawkins in "The Selfish Gene" (1976), coined by him from Gk. sources, e.g. mimeisthai  "to imitate," and intended to echo gene.

On my search for an "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" video to post to my sisters Facebook page this morning, I stumbled across this gem of a presentation from the recent Web 2.0 Expo, hosted in my very own City of SF. Having wanted to attend the expo and being highly interested in what it had to say about the web, possibly social media integration, where things are going, etc. - I was, of course, drawn in.

I should have consulted the dictionary first, as it would have better prepared me, more accurately, for what I was about to watch. The title of Dawkins' book couldn't have put the topic addressed to better terms, I'm not going to attempt to, maybe just flesh the idea out from my own point of view a bit.  

Maybe my "spidey" senses should have also been tipped off by the fact that this was a conference that coined it's name after a term that is so two years ago. HAHA (yes, I just laughed at my own nerd joke). But fact remains, Web 2.0 "was" the new big thing, a termed used to express a new level of web usage and development that clearly represented a new generation/model in how we build an online world. The term is no longer fresh, and neither was this video.

More often than not I felt myself wondering if this video was made with ADHD riddled children in mind. The presenters... Maybe this is a good time to pause and watch it if you already haven't and then we'll dive back in. 

INTERMISSION 

The speakers themselves seemed to be their own embarkation of Wallace Stevens "Of Modern Poetry 2.0" making sure they get credit for this "hip" idea while instructing people how to make sure they get credit for (or at least stay conscious of the idea of getting credit for) their own "hip" ideas. They seemed chipper and pleased with their having offered the "red pill" of idea-ownership into the group consciousness. 

Trying to be too hip, talking at the crowd as in a manner reminiscent of Nickelodeon award show hosts, their constant culture references seemed more an exercise in representing how cool and obscure they were rather than getting to the point of getting to their point. I half expected Cyrus or Bieber to pop out behind the curtain and close out the presentation with their latest single. Gawh.

Honestly, it was a terribly interesting and highly entertaining presentation. However, I still don't see where they got to a real point of discussion toward what their purpose for presenting this topic was, or bettering things on the world wide virtual scope of things. 

The "meme" concept has been around long before the computer, so the presenters pointed out ad-nauseum, bringing this concept that has sat on the public consciousness back burner to the foreground to .... then what? Talk about how this applies to the world wide webs, maybe?  For those who are striving "to be the first at Internet famedom!"

I see why they are asking these questions, I understand and appreciate the importance of this topic. But doesn't this seem a bit too forward thinking, and by that I mean a bit self-aggrandizing. Like they're just snotty kids worrying about getting credit for their stuff in front of teacher. 

Yes, of course, almost everyone wants to get recognition for what they've created, accomplished, etc. - almost doesn't need to be stated. But, overall this presentation reeked of a "Hey, look how cool we are for having thought of this" moment. Oh, and by the way, we're gonna Disney-afy this b!t¢h with zany graphics and speedy upbeat dialogue. 

Oh, and please, let's not overlook the token pretty girl, set upon a stool with long hair, pretty legs and an apparent inability to speak without stumbling over the fifth word of every sentence, for a two-fold purpose:
1. instant street cred for the four chic geek males sharing her stage
2. duh.... look at her computer geeks. You paid God knows how much to get in here. You should get to enjoy it. 

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Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Bad ads on THE RIGHT SIDE OF FACEBOOK

The right side of Facebook. We all know it well. It's there, staring at us, offering us deals tailored (supposedly) to our specific interests based on intricate algorithms, studies, keyword analysis, demographic studies and all that jazz. The new wave in marketing, cutting the virtual crap and making the big, bad, heartless world of advertising a pill that's a little less hard to swallow? kelly4nia says, "Questionable." 

Forget what we all know about many of these ads being straight up fraudulent or leading to the ever-loving virus or spyware...bleh - let's fist attack the front-end action on these and how some of the worst advertising known to man (or most humorous, depending on your tastes) has passed through the scrutinizing eyes of many and made it to .... THE RIGHT SIDE OF FACEBOOK (FACebook, facebook, facebook.)

I'm considering making this a reoccurring look into this topic, so thoughts would be much appreciated.  

Over the last few months, I've caught some of the best, worst and funniest ad faux pas, grammatical errors, you name it. I submit just a few here for your consideration: 

Eye for booty?

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It's not so much the girl trying to snap a shot that catches my attention, but rather the creeper who took the most lurid picture imaginable without having this hot toddy in a thong. Is this an ad for young photogs looking to get a start on that career, or rather (and what it seems) a call out to all those would be stalkers and lurkers on how to hone their creeping skills. "Put your talent to work"...closet pervs! Get started today!

Put a Kardashian on it...
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Seeing the most famous of the Kardashian clan's face smacked on the left side of a shoe ad, raises again, so many questions... such as: Is she a fan of the shoes? Are they from her new line? Did the marketer just assume that by slapping the ole Kim K. face on this pic it would make the shoes seem sexier and more appealing - just as car and motorcycle mags tend to do (understatement)? Who knows, but it definitely has a scent of the Portlandia adage "put a bird on it." Question remains, what does her face have to do with these shoes? No explanation... just click on the ad already....

Case and (in) point
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Does this statue harbor a whooha? Is the blanket as soft as a vag, is it for the vag, will it make the vag soft and fresh,?.... the vag has so many questions.... Questions left unanswered by this ludicrously VAGue and bizarre ad. 

PS. what kind of freshly laundered bunny are they referring to? The big-boobied blond brand that lives in the big house by the grotto with the dusty ancient lech? Cuz, they never clean, no matter how much you launder them. Dust bunnies? Easter Bunny (not funny) ...again, so many questions. 

I think this is a good place to call it quitsies for today. Until next time on ...
THE . RIGHT . SIDE . OF . FACEBOOK

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Monday, March 21, 2011

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Social Media's Implications and Uses in Indie Filmmaking

Independent film by nature is taking the path less traveled and therefore, less funded by major patrons, executives, corporations, etc. Social Media, by providing a free platform for spreading the word about one’s film, has become a major, if still untapped resource for the independent filmmaker. But the very symbiotic relationship developing between the two… is it self-sustaining, incestuous, where will it go from here?

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Saturday, November 20, 2010

I'm Totally "Over" It

      

A few years back, I began an epic journey into the realm of print journalism, working for the LA Times Community News Bureau (what I say to impress people) otherwise known as the Daily Pilot (what it's actually called). Starting from the bottom floor (calendar writer), I worked my way up to daily coverage of crime and safety in the Newport-Mesa area and along the way had many a writing tips passed onto me from my colleagues and managing editors, one of which stands out more so lately than ever. 

One of my favorite editors, the "rampacious" (a word created just for crazy, headstrong red-heads obsessed with pirates, who I want to be) Carol Chambers reprimanded me, only once, that's all it took, for my use of the term "over" where "more than" was more appropriately applicable. "Over" she said, implies a physical designation, not a quantity. Well, maybe she said it more like, "'Things' go over other things, not quantities. You're not trying to say that the amount is physically hovering in space above something are ya, kiddo?" 

I kept mindful of the advice, using the accurate designation when called for, while noticing increasing misuse of "over" all over the place. yes that was intended. Billboards, wall posters, online advertisements, promotional emails, letters from friends who studied the language, reputable news websites, and print pieces, anywhere and everywhere - "Over" has weaseled its way into common usage as a quantitative descriptor. Wrong sir, I say. 

When I first moved to the city, a few months ago, I joked about it with friends. It was my little verbal pet-peeve. Everyone has one. I get rousted about when I feel the need to correct someone. But, seriously, I feel that pull "more than" twice to 10-times-a-day. How is it that this many people are just mucking up the works in their speech? I mean, I know I can't expect everyone to be this cognizant of the ins and outs of grammar, just as a doctor can't assume that the common man knows the nomenclature for all valves of the heart. But, when I see paid professional copy writers, journalists, and the like go the easy way out, and in high-up companies... 

Then let us consider the current hiring situation in the country / at least on my peninsula, where obtaining a job is so difficult (not "hard") within one's field. It gets a bit insulting that these doofs are those that made the cut. Do they talk about "these ones" and "those ones" (redundant) rather than just "these" or "those"? Do they constantly use gerunds, slapping "-ing" on the end of words they can't think or reasonable alternatives for? Do they still rely on "to be" because they simply can't think of any of friggin' verb to fill the space, and.... Ahhha hahha. Ok I just geeked out. Sorry that won't happen again, for awhile. 

Anyways, piece said. I know language changes and grows, it's a living thing, understood. But I'm bout to start carrying round a red pen and correcting e'rybody, cuz they dumb, they really, really dumb. 

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