Twitter Bios That Make You Go, "HMMMM??"

A friend sent me a quick list of Twitter bios she discovered while cleaning house in her Following section. Most will make you laugh, many just have you scratching your head and wondering, "That's the general idea this Tweetard wants people remembering about them? This is their 140-character elevator pitch to the virtual masses?"

Droves of people using something without any training... this is what happens. The same could be expected if we just gave everyone a driver's license without first teaching them the rules of the road. However, some of these just defy the limits of common sense. Others are simply funny, imaginative and ballsy (literally in a couple cases).

I hope she takes this idea and makes it into a book. Maybe the Do's and Don'ts of Social Media Bio Writing... guess which section these fall under? Gawh, there could be an entire class built around writing your own bio in 140 characters. hmmmmm... 

Happy Reading!

(disclaimer: the spelling and punctation of these bios has not been altered. Adds to the humor, if you ask me.)

Dr. Purcell is a physician who has literally “healed herself”. She is also a nationally known speaker and internationally known opera singer. -- WTF does "healed herself" mean? Creeeepppppyyyy....

I'm a Christian entrepreneure, I love to share my faith in God and help others to fulfill their God given potential.- Pretty sure Christ did the same thing but, for free...

California Desert dwelling engineer, Travel & history blogging, alternative energy,aquaponics & permaculture eco system solutions- is that a fancy way of saying that he's one of those Apocalypse whack jobs?

'Ya know what that means..Louie V hightops with the skinny jeans! :D YEAH!♥JB is the man, yeah he’s the truth&He’s a beast. :) ILOVE-SHAWTYMANE♥- umm....there are no words

Even good food that has low carolies and is good for you I can make tasty! I Kan Kook- from a grown ass man...what's low carolies? Is that a holiday special?

Disabled Gulf War 1 Vet. The Light Wizzards visit my Light Being or Soul in Lucid Dreams, its the Trinary Way; all Lucid Dreams are Real, learn how. I Re-Follow- enough said.

Designer of PantyO. More than Happily Married to Tom(@tomgarrett)! Mom of 5 children. Yes I said 5! Self proclaimed Chef. http://www.pantyO.com- AWESOME SAUCE! We should all get these lol

I'm a mother of 19, grandmother of 15 and totally irrevocably in love with Alex, Edward n Bella, Steve, Adam and Steve! Put God First!!- Holy Ovaries!

*Run DoWn of ME* outta CA & BacK 2 the wiLD WeST-what? why? PokER! & maybe a little something something on the side~ ?

confidence is sexy... right? :P I'm the dopest, flyest, O.G. pimp, hustler, gangster, player, hardcore motherf*cker, living today!!!!- Ummm...no, not when you say it like that!

Cheeky, unpredictable, psychotic.

iimm gay! - simple and to the point, I like it!

OK gang, you know the rules, no humping, no licking, no sniffing hineys- awesomeness!

I have a hard on for ham and all other pork products. After all, ham is the true meaning of Christmaas. From The Hamboner, yes that's his handle LOL

I ♥ whiteee boys ! fashion photoqrapher in the makinq ! my love for fashion cant really explain but my work will ! hit me up Via facebook- hahahaahahaha!

I make shit, I make shit happen, I write shit, I write shit that happens. Proud father of God knows how many. I love gadgets. I love chicks, except for my ex.

OK, OK...that's probably enough! Hope you had a couple laughs!

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