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Wednesday, March 7, 2012
Twitter Bios That Make You Go, "HMMMM??"
A friend sent me a quick list of Twitter bios she discovered while cleaning house in her Following section. Most will make you laugh, many just have you scratching your head and wondering, "That's the general idea this Tweetard wants people remembering about them? This is their 140-character elevator pitch to the virtual masses?"
Droves of people using something without any training... this is what happens. The same could be expected if we just gave everyone a driver's license without first teaching them the rules of the road. However, some of these just defy the limits of common sense. Others are simply funny, imaginative and ballsy (literally in a couple cases).
I hope she takes this idea and makes it into a book. Maybe the Do's and Don'ts of Social Media Bio Writing... guess which section these fall under? Gawh, there could be an entire class built around writing your own bio in 140 characters. hmmmmm...
Happy Reading!
(disclaimer: the spelling and punctation of these bios has not been altered. Adds to the humor, if you ask me.)
Dr. Purcell is a physician who has literally “healed herself”. She is also a nationally known speaker and internationally known opera singer. -- WTF does "healed herself" mean? Creeeepppppyyyy....
I'm a Christian entrepreneure, I love to share my faith in God and help others to fulfill their God given potential.- Pretty sure Christ did the same thing but, for free...California Desert dwelling engineer, Travel & history blogging, alternative energy,aquaponics & permaculture eco system solutions- is that a fancy way of saying that he's one of those Apocalypse whack jobs? 'Ya know what that means..Louie V hightops with the skinny jeans! :D YEAH!♥JB is the man, yeah he’s the truth&He’s a beast. :) ILOVE-SHAWTYMANE♥- umm....there are no wordsEven good food that has low carolies and is good for you I can make tasty! I Kan Kook- from a grown ass man...what's low carolies? Is that a holiday special?Disabled Gulf War 1 Vet. The Light Wizzards visit my Light Being or Soul in Lucid Dreams, its the Trinary Way; all Lucid Dreams are Real, learn how. I Re-Follow- enough said.Designer of PantyO. More than Happily Married to Tom(@tomgarrett)! Mom of 5 children. Yes I said 5! Self proclaimed Chef. http://www.pantyO.com- AWESOME SAUCE! We should all get these lolI'm a mother of 19, grandmother of 15 and totally irrevocably in love with Alex, Edward n Bella, Steve, Adam and Steve! Put God First!!- Holy Ovaries!*Run DoWn of ME* outta CA & BacK 2 the wiLD WeST-what? why? PokER! & maybe a little something something on the side~ ?confidence is sexy... right? :P I'm the dopest, flyest, O.G. pimp, hustler, gangster, player, hardcore motherf*cker, living today!!!!- Ummm...no, not when you say it like that!Cheeky, unpredictable, psychotic.iimm gay! - simple and to the point, I like it!OK gang, you know the rules, no humping, no licking, no sniffing hineys- awesomeness!I have a hard on for ham and all other pork products. After all, ham is the true meaning of Christmaas. From The Hamboner, yes that's his handle LOLI ♥ whiteee boys ! fashion photoqrapher in the makinq ! my love for fashion cant really explain but my work will ! hit me up Via facebook- hahahaahahaha! I make shit, I make shit happen, I write shit, I write shit that happens. Proud father of God knows how many. I love gadgets. I love chicks, except for my ex.OK, OK...that's probably enough! Hope you had a couple laughs!Posted via email from Kelly4nia on the state of... well, things.
Sunday, March 4, 2012
How much longer will you stick around, fair lady?
Taken at Goorin Bros. Hat Shop - Haight Street
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How much longer will you stick around, fair lady?
Taken at Goorin Bros. Hat Shop - Haight Street
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Wednesday, February 8, 2012
HEALTHY & WHOLESOME LUNCHES
What’s your “go-to” healthy sandwich recipe?
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Thursday, December 1, 2011
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Tuesday, October 11, 2011
Like Pandora, but hungrier - Ness (from Thrillist)
From four dudes who all went to either Cal or Stanford (and probably also see nothing wrong with rooting for vampires and werewolves), Ness is a just-launched Peninsula-HQ'd iPhone app that combs through shloads of your social media data to give you "smart" filter-able restaurant recs tailored specifically to your personal tastes.
Here's how it works: first put on some pants. Ok, phew. Now download the app to your iPhone, rate 10 restos you've been to on a simple 1-to-5-star scale, then hook the app up with access to your Facebook and Foursquare accounts. From there it'll spit out recs based on stuff like places you or your friends have checked in at, preferred cuisines, and aggregate popularity across their network, then you can sort all of your results by distance, price, and ratings, or you can just assume Russian Dolls will be on top and skip that step entirely.
And because they're still trying to score more Facebook friends than that cryptid in the Scottish Highlands, expect more similarly buzz-worthy content-curating apps for music and nightlife, which is usually much better for vampires. No, werewolves. Ugh, screw it -- Go BearCards!!!
Read more: http://www.thrillist.com/node/2343117#ixzz1aUayIog4
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